Thread: Cat fight.

Fight. Fight fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

it's all too much.

Lol, my cat done that on one of my T-shirts this morning, it also brought us in a dead bird yesterday and ive got to take it the vet which is going to cost over £100....might just get a big dog to scare it away

Then you have to take the dog to the vet and that'll cost you £200. Then you buy a shotgun to shoot the pup but have to pay a licence. Fork another 500 greens.
Might as well stick to the cat - it's cheaper. Or shoot the cat and keep the bird, that one is dead sure not to get sick. Ever.
Money saved is money earned.


(bwahahaha dead sure bwahaha my jokes are so forward they're not even fun anymore)

/\/\ What have you been drinking?? /\/\

Tizer?

i'll just stick with the cat...

eh youll just stick the cat in Tizer....

Originally Posted by SanshouMatt

/\/\ What have you been drinking?? /\/\

It's not that you don't wanna know (which I bet you do), it's that you shouldn't know.



Kunoichi - once again prouding herself on being useful.

my cat brought in a live rat and let it go in the house (last Thursday) - it went straight under my 105 ltr fish tank and took me 20 mins and lots of thinking outside the box to get it to run out the front door...I was just off to bed zonked and had to sort that out - the dumb cat sat on the stairs watching me and after the rat went out the cat thought it was still their and was having a go at the fish tank for about 30 mins - which kept me up - how much you selling the shotgun for K?...can you get a uzzi 9mm (said like Arni).

Dude I totally told you not to talk about my business in the presence of strangers.


I don't have a cat, but I do have a dog and last summer (only a couple of days before we found Missy *sniffsniff*) I caught her chewing on something that looked like a dry piece of wood - turns out it was a well dead (and well stiff too) bird. I had to fight her for the bird (she thought it was a game, that fucker) and it felt like pulling a taxidermic thing out of her mouth. Gross.
Also, in the end it was like the chicken bone game: I got the biggest part but she got the head. And she kept chewing on it (and as I found out seconds later, she also swallows)
This sounds so wrong.

are we sill talking about the same thing or is this some film your on about?????...think I've seen it:laugh: