Thread: Retarded!!!

Stupid online translators!

Rubbish! how does everybody break the language barrier in Business????

I'm no businessman, but I can speak English, French, Swedish, Japanese and Catalan fluently. :laugh:

Breaking language barriers? Hire a translator or learn a language. It's the best way.

wow that's impressive. Good for you... I can speak English and whale...lol

How much do you need translating? What languages?

Translators are fairly cheap nowadays.

Language Line :thumb

噢，我的上帝，木马已经从戴手套的minging癣 :yes:

(Google Translate - can't believe the Chinese do not have a word for minging!! :laugh

lol

Originally Posted by Si-K

Language Line :thumb

噢，我的上帝，木马已经从戴手套的minging癣 :yes:

(Google Translate - can't believe the Chinese do not have a word for minging!! :laugh

Its he translator in pakistan, translates to bad english hard to read and i cant risk ne mistakes at this point...

Originally Posted by Imy

How much do you need translating? What languages?

Translators are fairly cheap nowadays.

I can speak scouse!


This leads me to a story LOL......... I was out in Germany with the 2nd royal tank regiment, mainly from down south, london, plymouth and devon to be exact. Were in this bar, rough as fuck. These big meat head black watch (scottish regiment) fookers come in kicking off big time, He grabs me by kneck calling me all the English bastards alive, He says "im going to fuck you up" In return I say "You may fuck me up but I gaurantee Ill take a few of you with me" the cunt drops me, laughs and says "your not English, your scouse" and fucks off????

Originally Posted by Chris Griffiths

I can speak scouse!


This leads me to a story LOL......... I was out in Germany with the 2nd royal tank regiment, mainly from down south, london, plymouth and devon to be exact. Were in this bar, rough as fuck. These big meat head black watch (scottish regiment) fookers come in kicking off big time, He grabs me by kneck calling me all the English bastards alive, He says "im going to fuck you up" In return I say "You may fuck me up but I gaurantee Ill take a few of you with me" the cunt drops me, laughs and says "your not English, your scouse" and fucks off????

Incidentally, I showed an American friend a video of the scouse accent, and she thought it was German. :laugh:

really? German?, Thats not the best accent in the world i would be offended to be fair. Ive got an irish manc accent sound like a halfbreed inbred lol