Thread: And another...

Cardiff zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo vet determind the problem, the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem the zoo managment noticed Gareth a big welsh lad from Cardiff responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery, Gareth like most taffs had little sense,but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Gareth was approached with a proposition.Would he be willing to have a shag with the gorilla for £500?
Gareth showed some interest,but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.The following day, Gareth announced that he would accept their offer,only under 3 conditions.
1st he said "I don't want to have to kiss her"
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this"
The zoo managment quickly agreed to these conditions,so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Gareth..........."You'll have to give me another week to come up with the £500.

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Awesome!!!

:laugh: - just waiting on the Welsh portion of UK-MMA to file a complaint with el capitano!!! still fookin funny tho'. :thumb

lol

Haha good joke. We Welsh have put up with sheep jokes since time began so this is refreshing lol.

:laugh:, good come back!.