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  1. 07-10-2010, 09:50 PM #1
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    BAD JOKE!!!!Easily offended dnt read...

    Now this is a pretty nasty joke, missus just discovered it and it has taken me about 10 mins to get it out of her... Shockin'

    IF YOU OFFEND EASILY PLEASE DO NOT READ!

    On April first Stacy goes into labor, and after 5 hours of labor she finally pops out a kid.

    As soon as it pops out the doctor grabs it and starts shaking it like crazy,

    then he starts throwing it up in the air like someone's tossing a pizza dough, and then he starts hitting the baby's head against the wall.

    Incredulous, the mother shouts out, "What in the fuck are you doing!?" As soon as she says that the doctor stops and gets a huge grin and says,

    "April Fools!!! Your baby was already dead."
    :wtfo::no:
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  2. 07-10-2010, 09:51 PM #2
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    and another...

    A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

    The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

    "Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

    The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

    "Yeah" said the son.

    "Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

    His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
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  3. 07-10-2010, 10:39 PM #3
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    LMFAO...no I don't offend easily.
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  4. 07-10-2010, 10:56 PM #4
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    I was laughing for ages after the second joke haha :thumb.
    Yeah i dont take things to seriously either.
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  5. 07-12-2010, 10:20 AM #5
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    sick seriously sick but so funny!!!
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  6. 07-12-2010, 12:53 PM #6
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    Last night , my wife just stared at me for hours.

    It made me so mad that I began to wish I hadn't killed her
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  7. 07-12-2010, 05:30 PM #7
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    I would put some jokes on here, but think marc would give the the boot lol

    sickipedia...
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  8. 07-12-2010, 05:41 PM #8
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    Talking

    Old man wants his 70 year old wife dead!
    So he finds a hitman and asks him how he wud kill her?
    Hitman replies "i wud shoot her just below her left nipple"
    old man replies "i want her dead not f**kin kneecapped"
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  9. 07-12-2010, 10:57 PM #9
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